From the always witty and insightful and nearly always correct Creative Minority Report, I shamelessly reproduce the following post:
Top Ten Excuses I Didn’t Know My BFF Was a Terrorist
Now that the Obama camp has come out with the claim that Obama didn’t know William Ayers history as a terrorist bomber, we here at CMR want to lend a hand. Here are the “Top Ten Excuses I Didn’t Know My BFF (Best Friend Forever!) Willy Ayers Was a Terrorist”
10. Community organizing takes up a lot of time.
9. Jeremiah Wright vouched for him.
8. I’ve always been a supporter of Don’t Ask Don’t tell.
7. There was nothing about it in the Indonesian Press at the time.
6. It wasn’t on the teleprompter.
5. I thought Republicans would like him because he’s bitter and into guns.
4. I was busy that day picking up my $105,849 check from Fannie Mae with my good buddies Doodad Pro and Good Will.
3. I thought terrorists all had names that sounded like…well…mine.
2. How was I supposed to know? After all, he looked like all the other guys on the dollar bill.
1. I really did know and I’m LYING.
